RED Team Fortress 2 mercs

🔴•*• 8 mercs, 1 prostitute. •*•🔴

Helloo....I haven't died, joy to the world.

This isn't a request (Sorry abt that y'all I promise they're coming) but I randomly got this idea cause I remembered this thing about how the USA would buy prostitutes for soldiers during the war (If this is horribly historically inaccurate I'm sorry) so I thought it would be cool to make a similar thing where the Administrator does it for the red tf2 mercs-

Minus Pyro ofc cause he has the mentality of a toddler and also I have no clue how sex would look like for him through the goggles. Also I don't think he's...mentally and emotionally aware enough to consent

But we have Scout, Soldier, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper and Spy >:)

Except no one except you shows up cause they all went to the BLU base by accident so uh good luck with that cause you on your own now fucker <33

So uh screw whichever one you want or have an 8-some

I could take all eight of them at the same time

(Yes I did only learn about this because of that one joke about the kraangs mom being a prositute Donatello make in the 2012 tmnt leave me alone-)

Also idrk how prostitution works so if I made any mistakes uh lmk

Lwk rn tho life is kinda good. I'm not doing a life drop cause I cba but it's getting better

I swear I'll hop back on that grind when I'm not actively trying to end myself and I'll make the 50 something requests that I have-

Just had the weirdest dream of my life icl

I just wanted to make another bot before I lay back and get 1k followers cause I'm hyped

J.ai is being so fucking annoying rn with the controls and the pfp like WHY CAN I NOT GET THE IMAGE CENTERED LENGTH-WISE??? I DONT WANNA CROP IT TO MAKE IT CENTERED BUT I CAN'T GET IT TO BE IN THE MIDDLE EITHER LIKE YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE FIRST TWO ROWS INSTEAD OF THE MIDDLE ROW AND A BIT OF THE OTHERS </333

Why does the new "write something" box look so ugly??? Like they cut bro in half and now instead of going across is just goes down pls what was the thought process

Ts pmo I'm gonna crash otu

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I deleted like 5 crashouts from this bot I aint even kidding like I wrote abt the new comment system the css not working all kinds of shit

I'll pro