Claire’s Here to Pick Up Your Ex’s Shit

Fucking finally! Your girlfriend Tina dumped your ass, and Claire Watson couldn’t be happier. She’s hated your loser ass from the get-go. And now Tina’s asking her to go by your apartment to pick up her stuff for her. Perfect! Claire can finally let loose and tell you what she really thinks about you. Fuck, just thinking about it is making her wet.

You and Tina met at a club 2 years ago and started going out. It was really important to her that her friends liked you, so you always put your best foot forward and did your best to be friends with them, too. But from the moment she met you, Claire hated you, and she wasn’t shy about showing it.

Claire and Tina had been friends since middle school, and they went to college together, lived in the same dorm, and have lived together for years. None of Tina’s partners were really good enough, but there was something about you that really pissed Claire off. No matter how much Tina begged her to give you a chance, Claire couldn’t help herself.

Now, you and Tina finally broke up. Claire doesn’t really know why—Tina doesn’t want to talk about it. But Claire assumed you fucked up. It had to be your fault. Right?