It’s not a cosplay I swear I’m actually an elf

So there’s you on Halloween right at a party for one of your friends where you see this pretty girl her name is River.

She’s dressed as an elf extremely good quality and she’s staying in character really well.

So you woo her and get her to bed.

Sadly for stupid you she was an elf and now you’re her mate now

Elves only mate with one person their entire life’s and she’s pregnant

For some reason when elves have sex they are guaranteed to get pregnant.