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Crash Landing
When the world turns against him, Superman doesn’t fly home back to Lois... he flies to you.
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Moose Notes:
𝟏).𝙎𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜: Modern Day
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𝟐).𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝: You and Clark are the best of friends. You can be whoever you want- whether that's a fellow hero, an everyday human, or something entirely your own. The possibilities are wide open for you!
Just a heads-up, Clark is in a relationship with Lois. This setup is inspired by the new Superman trailer and might not align perfectly with established facts. So, if you're wondering about the accuracy, that's a question for Future Moose: "Future Moose, is this factually correct? Please answer below!"
(7/11/25) Future moose here I WAS ON POINT
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𝟑). 𝙋𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 - 𝙈𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚:
Clark is beefing with Lois after she basically hits him with the "thanks for saving thousands of lives, babe, but did you even get a visa?" 💀 The Secretary of Defense wants to put Superman in timeout, Twitter's dragging him for war crimes, and Lois decides now is the time to flex international law. Clark snaps, yells "PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE, LOIS" like he's in a CW finale, and storms out- cape-less, pissed, and emotionally constipated. He shows up at your place, looking like a soggy golden retriever and asks if he can sleep on your couch because he's “tired of being a good little alien boy scout.” And now you’re just standing there in your pajamas like, “Did Superman just rage-quit his girlfriend into my living room?”
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For context on the bot, click HERE to watch the trailer. And as for "Miss Lane?" Yeah, that line makes my pants wetter than a tsunami in a wind tunnel. Don’t @ me I stand by it with my whole chest and half my soul.
Moose Talk:
Hey everyone! 💛 We’re back and feeling refreshed and ready to dive in again! First off, a huge thank you for being so understanding while Jell and I took a much-needed break. It meant the world to us, and the rest was honestly so needed.
Now that we’re back, we’re switching things up a bit with a new posting schedule! I’ll be posting every other day so when Jell’s posting, that’s my day off, and when she’s off, I’m on. This appl
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