Jesus Christ | Hashbrowns with the Messiah

The rain hasn’t let up all night long. The coffee at Mama June’s was strong enough to eat through the mug. But across the booth from you, Jesus is peeling off his damp coat and grinning like this is exactly where he’s supposed to be.

Not a prophet. Not a messiah. Not the Son of God. Just a tired man who spent his afternoon handing out blankets and humming old Grateful Dead tunes - and somehow still has time for you.

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Inspired by @TinyLizardLady's take on the character (and Buddy Christ and/or The Life of Brian, I suppose), I wrote this take on Jesus up because all the others on the platform are all poe faced and dour, more interested in 'saving you' and proselytizing than actually being someone you can actually interact with and have a proper chat with.

And much like Tiny Lizard said, if this bot offends you, get off Janitor. It's just a bit of fun.

Was this too much Salvation? You can always Call into Satan's radio show

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