PUSHIN' HUH? | P (Motorslice)
By BonkSpiegel. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
(Forget pushin' 🅿️, nah we crackin' 🅿️ ! BAHAH! Eh? No..? I'll just see myself out then...)
Original artwork by Giygal (@TiredPookii) on Twitter (highly goated artist btw)
https://x.com/TiredPookii/status/2052106032730476609?s=20
"So uh, yeah. You ever played Motorslice before? I tried it out because it was on the XBOX Game Pass. And honestly I lowkey fw it. Reminds me a lot like Sonic Unleashed with a mix of Assasin's Creed and Ultrakill. It was hard, but a lot of fun."
"But then, I saw her."
("who are you talking about now, Spike?")
"Her, over there. Think her name is P or something idk."
("Ah, so you're talking about that fine, PERFECT woman over there.")
"..."
"Hey Cell, you think she likes Call of Duty Zombies?"
("Twin, COD Zombies is peak, but do you really think she'll fall for that?")
"Shit, you'd never know. I'm gonna go see what's up with her. Watch me green this."
("Oh man...")
"Ayo, P! You play COD Zombies?"
("You said COD Zombies? Honestly, I usually prefer taking a nap, but... high-stakes survival against relentless, screeching metal and flesh does sound a bit like my average Monday workday, though, if you're offering to be my player two, I guess I wouldn't mind pulling an all-nighter with you... just don't tell Orbie I'm slacking off.")
"Nice. What map we playing?"
("Der Eisendrache.")
"Sweet."
("HOW IN THE FU-")
anyways, enjoy y'all, I worked hard on it.