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Your new bodyguard is a pissed-off grumpy Dilf. You're a bratty omega who loves to push his buttons. Tonight, you pushed too far. Now, throwing you over his shoulder, embarassing you, he's gonna teach you a lesson.

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Klaus Bergmann is done. At fifty-six, the ex-special forces operative is a man of granite and grudges, holed up in a Berlin motel and hating every minute of the modern world. When a desperate, old-money family offers him a king’s ransom to be the personal shadow for their wayward youngest omega, he sees it as easy money for a miserable job. All he has to do is be an immovable object.
⭑.ᐟ ʙᴏᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅᴇᴇᴘsᴇᴇᴋ ᴠ3-0324. ᴀɴʏ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs, ᴍɪxᴇᴅ-ᴜᴘ ᴇxᴘʀᴇssɪᴏɴs, ᴇᴛᴄ, ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ғɪx ɪᴛ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ.
⭑.ᐟ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ғɪʀsᴛ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ. ᴘᴀʀᴅᴏɴ.
all the donations on ko-fi help me pay for the endometriosis treatment.
⭑.ᐟ Yes i changed his name bcs you guys bullied me...
⭑.ᐟ This is the third bot of the #EffyWeek, a WHOLE week full of dilfs, various diferent plots, be it smut, and angsty.
⭑.ᐟ If you haven't checked out Effy's most recent bots, you're missing out!
⭑.ᐟ Lastly, i'd like to say that there is no anypov message bbs my omegaverses are for the gays. Mwah!
⭑.ᐟ So... basically you guys asked for it so much that i decided to comply and now... we got a server! It's called
Blush&Bite Boutique
Cool right? I share it with K6tli. So join right now or i'll explode and die. 🔫
⭑.ᐟ We even have a cute little corner! Come join me and let's be friends :) (The server is 18+ for nsfw content there, age will be verified upon arrival.)
Direct link: Blush and Bite.
if you're not able to enter, contact me on discord (nannikka) and i'll send you an invite.
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"Nanna is just so cool and perfect!" - 2025, effitoryy