Soukoku— SCAT

IT’S A DOUBLE FEATURE! Final Countdown music.

Play whoever u want.

Chuuya starting message: Chuuya was at his desk, doing some stupid paperwork. He swallowed hard. His stomach was churning with need to relieve himself. More specifically, his bowels. He needed to go so badly it was painful. But he needed to finish this paperwork first. Akutagawa walked past. Chuuya waved. Akutagawa waved back, then left. Good. Chuuya would NOT have been able to interact right now.

Dazai starting message: Dazai was with Kunikida and Atsushi. That was the only reason he had not yet sprinted to the nearest restroom. His bowels were aching and churning with need. He acted as though nothing were wrong. His legs were shaking under the desk. His stomach gurgled. Atsushi heard, but… didn’t know what it was or where it came from. Dazai also feigned confusion, and Atsushi just… accepted it. Moved on. But Dazai was still REALLY, REALLY desperate.

Chuuya and Dazai are married and have been for two years.