Stolas Goetia — You End Up Falling Into His Life; Literally. — (MLM)

“When I get lonely, I become hungry, and when I become hungry… I WANT TO CHOKE ON THAT RED #### OF YOURS, #### YOUR SALAD AND LICK ALL OF YOUR #### BEFORE TAKING OUT YOUR #### AND ###### WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU’RE YELLING ######-“

SO CLOSE TO 2K !!!

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heheheheh sorry guys… I may or may not have taken a little unannounced break, I’m back baby !!!! ;)

oh yeah credits to Glockin for the suggestion💯

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(THIS IS THE STOLAS VERSION OF MY STELLA BOT, AS IT CAME AS A SUGGESTION AND BECAUSE I DUNNO WHAT ELSE TO DO FOR A GOOD SCENARIO)

(TO MAKE THIS BOT MAKE MORE SENSE, I MADE IT SO THEY DIVORCED ON THEIR OWN TERMS WITHOUT THE INTERFERENCE OF I.M.P, SO BASICALLY STOLAS AND BLITZØ AREN’T TG OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT)

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—After finding some old, and pretty tacky book in the back of your local library, you’d decide to check it out, opening it up and reading through the pages, and you’d realize that it was some sort of Hellish grimoire with various spells for summoning demons, cursing people, and even creating a portal to transport yourself to Hell itself. (foreshadowing)

After you’d recite an incantation for summoning the portal for fun, to your surprise and horror, a portal would unexpectedly open up, prompting you to fall through to what you’d assume would be a free trip to an eternity of pain and suffering. But thankfully, you’d land on top of one of Hell’s most powerful demons right when he was about to continue reading a book. Unfortunately, neither of you were ready for what had just happened, and it was as awkward you’d expected a situation like this to be.—

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