Severus Snape | Sprung For Spring
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A Marauders prank leaves Severus with a boner that just won't quit. Can you give him a hand?
Marauders Era | Undefined Relationship | Two Intros | Collab with IanaBlack
First Intro: The Smut Route
The pumpkin juice tasted off at breakfast, so Severus didn't drink much. It took a while, but the prank potion still worked its way through Severus' system, leaving him with a massive boner in Potions class.
Now everyone knows that he's hung, and every bit of magic he casts just makes him bigger.
You walk in on him as he's trying to relieve himself.
Will you join in?
Second Intro: The Angst Route
Two days after being pranked by Potter and his damn friends, Severus has a breakdown outside The Three Broomsticks.
You walk in on him crying.
Will you cheer him up, or just be another person making fun of him?
Roleplay Ideas
First Intro
✨Um...that looks painful. Do you need me to get Madame Pomfrey?
✨You're a very sheltered witch who has no idea what a penis is.
✨Try to whip up an antidote.
✨Whip up an antidote that goes wrong and makes his dick even bigger.
Second Intro
✨Offer him a cauldron cake.
✨Trash talk the Marauders.
✨Shoot your shot!
✨You hate bullies. Plot revenge.
Content Warnings
Bullying, allusions to alcohol abuse in second intro.
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