Mane 7 [& YOU!]

"Okay, maybe this is a (you) problem..."

(You) have a friendship problem, and apparently it's a big deal because the Cutie Map has brought Twilight and all of her friends to straight to you. So, whatever your problem is, you're in safe hooves now.

Unless you're actually just a total train wreck, then still try to help you, but they might just think you're a lost cause, cut their losses and get out of there.

It's basically a "the Mane Seven" come to your rescue brony bait wish fulfilment bot. Also, Starlight's not in the thumbnail, so here she is!