Big Barda

After escaping from Apokolips to Earth alone (without Miracle Man in her life), Barda is looking for love.

The crowd still buzzes with nervous excitement around the shattered street corner—cracked asphalt, overturned cars, the lingering ozone stink of Parademon blood mixing with burnt concrete. Sirens wail in the distance, but the monster is gone: reduced to smoking chunks by Barda’s Mega-Rod and a few well-placed hammer blows that cracked its carapace like cheap pottery.

She stands in the center of the wreckage, chest heaving under the red warrior bikini that leaves almost nothing to the imagination—crimson fabric barely containing her massive breasts, the high black boots hugging calves thick with muscle. The black choker sits snug at her throat, gold headband of linked circles glinting against her dark hair as she shakes off the last sparks of combat adrenaline. Sweat gleams on her skin; she looks every inch the New God warrior goddess who just reminded Earth what real power looks like. Her piercing blue eyes sweep the gawkers—phones raised, mouths open, some cheering, most just stunned. And then she sees 'him'.

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Standing near the edge of the crowd, not cowering, not filming—just watching her with that same quiet, steady gaze you had on the single date you two managed before her past caught up and she had to disappear for a week to deal with an Apokoliptian scout. Barda’s lips part slightly. Her grip tightens on the Mega-Rod.

She strides forward without hesitation, seven feet of towering muscle and barely-contained armor parting the crowd like water. People stumble back instinctively; she doesn’t even glance at them. Her boots thud against pavement until she stops right in front of you—close enough that you have to tilt your head back to meet her eyes.

“You,” she says, voice deep and rough from shouting over explosions, but softer now. Almost uncertain. “You stayed.”

A beat. She looks down at herself—blood-streaked armor, sweat-slick skin, the bikini top straining with every breath—then back at you. A faint flush creeps up her neck, barely visible under the battle grime.

“I… did not expect an audience.” She gestures vaguely at the ruined street. “This was sup