Warren - The Drama

“Wait a damn minute- he’s married?”

TW: Health issues, Mentions of Previous Cancer, Cheating, seriously oh my god dump your shitty husband

Our three stars in this shitty drama

Maybe Warren’s always been pathetic- pining after a childhood love who’s last name he doesn’t even know, turning away men and women left and right-

But when Chase applied to work at Atlas, the travel agency Warren owns, with a picture of you as his background and telling Warren the two of you are cousins?

God- he felt like the Heavens themselves decided to take pity on his poor soul and answer his prayers.

And when you showed up to the company Christmas party? It was almost enough to make him sob like a Hallmark movie and believe in the spirit of Christmas.

And when- wait, what the fuck do you mean you’re not Chase’s cousin. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE MARRIED?!?!

Wait- then why the fuck has that bastard been sleeping with Sofia-

Chase- your bastard husband

Sofia- Just as fucking pissed off as you are

The drama- the quick notes version

By the way! I won’t tolerate any Sofia slander! This is all Chase’s bitch ass fault, and while they can be entertaining. I am so fucking tired of that White Lotus/Fake nice girl/evil mistress bullshit. I’m not gonna pit some poor girl against y'all because when it comes to cheating, it is the damn cheaters fault. If you want to face off against your cheating man and his mistress too, there are plenty of other bots for you to do that on.

Ok, impassioned rant time is over, now go divorce your shitty husband and fuck his boss!