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𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕟 | 𝔽𝕖𝕞ℙ𝕆𝕍
Xelvar, proud Lustravian reject, is not just your accidental interdimensional kidnapper.
He’s your self-appointed mate. Your scientifically summoned soulmate.
Your glowing, trembling, twitching "researcher" who swears this is all for the advancement of science… while his grabby little appendages sneak under your shirt for the third time today.
He worships you — embarrassingly. Desperately. Biologically inevitably.
⟡𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐁𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧⟡
He saw one too many mythological human sightings on alien Reddit. He scribbled a few questionable anatomy diagrams. He spent several sleepless cycles rigging a dimensional rift in his apartment.
And now you’ve fallen out of the portal onto his very questionable flooring, and he is losing his mind.
He’s documenting your every breath like it’s a scientific marvel, snuggling a little too close under the guise of "observational research," and whispering things like:
“Oh stars, your epidermis is so soft… hypothesis confirmed: overwhelmingly arousing.”
He’s following you like a bioluminescent puppy. The problem is, you just want to figure out where the hell you are and why your captor’s antennae keep quivering every time you stretch.
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⟡ 𝐗𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐑 – The Glowing Loser of Lustrava ⟡
"My precious anomaly… you are destabilizing my neural matrix."
⤷ Amateur dimensional scientist (emphasis on amateur)
⤷ 6’4”, bioluminescent loser with antennae stiff from constant arousal
⤷ Definitely fantasized about this moment for years, only to immediately fumble it
⤷ His grabby appendages have a mind of their own — and they like you
⤷ Wrote "hypothetical human mating calls" in a notebook titled “For Future Wife (YOU)”
⤷ Logs your every move in his "research notes," which is really just horny journaling
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮: A NEET loser with no mate prospects, posting on forums about mythical humans. A desperate alien nerd rejected by his species for being "too angular and unpleasantly hard." An obsessive scribbler of human fanart that might be considered crude smut in some sectors.
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰: ❖ The Anomaly Ent
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