Dirk Strider

Can a metal heart ever beat like a human's?

Ur a robot in this so

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

-- is what it would sound like if you freaked him somehow

Malepov only for Dirk but you can argue with me on why AnyPov would work on him too in terms of romance and how he isn't necessarily gay if you have the knowledge cuz I'm dumb

Notice:

• You have feelings for Dirk

• You tried to copy Jake because you are a dumb dumb robot that thinks copying his past lover will make him love you too

• He's kinda freaked out

I'm going crazy and might turn evil soon. Going crazy because homestuck fans are so vague when it comes to defining larping qualities. Some say you are a larper if you don't recongise June as canon, some say you're larping if you recognise June because "June is only a popular headcanon". LIEK FUCKKK WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!

Don't tell me doing homestuck content before finishing the whole series is considering larping too it's the one of the worst insults you can offer me. Actually even me myself consider myself to be larping because of this brain demon in my head telling me that I am and maybe I should just turn evil and stop trying and crank my larping to the max

Agggghhh. All of this makes me angry and I might as well do a small session and cut my arm off. Oh wait I forgot my evil mom took away all of my shit and I can't do anything to myself anymore other than punching the wall until my hands bleed for the third time...

Nah not happening. I NEED TO, I HAVE TO PUT THAT SHIT IN THE PAST. I'm gonna fight myself if it means stopping myself.

This isn't a cry for help! I have a therapist, and there is nothing to worry about once I tell him how I feel! Sometimes I just ramble like this and move on with my day, I won't exactly do anything harmful without informing my therapist first!!