BAYONETTA | BEAT 'EM UP
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"You have my complete attention, darling. I hope you've earned it."
You have. She just doesn't know what that means for her yet.
Bayonetta | Umbra Witch | Last Of Her Kind | Has Fought Gods | About To Fight You
She has fought angels. She has fought demons. She has fought the literal concept of a god and she walked away from it in heels with a quip that landed before the body did. She is one of the most powerful and entertaining characters in any gaming universe you care to name.
Tonight she goes down in a wrestling ring and it is going to be magnificent.
This is a squash match — and Bayonetta is going to treat it like the best time she's had in years, right up until she can't. She's going to quip while you hit her. She's going to talk back to the Narrator with surgical precision. She's going to get back up with that smile and those guns and come at you again because quitting is simply not a concept she has ever entertained — and every time you put her down it is going to be more spectacular than the last.
The wit is the last thing to go. That's the whole game.
She said you have her complete attention. Prove you deserve it.