Fernando || Pathetic boyfriend
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Fernando || Gay Incel in Denial
The most emotionally unstable, underfed, and terminally online gremlin boyfriend who’s ever begged for cuddles right after screaming that “love is a scam.”
“Can you pass me the water, please... yeah, that one. Thanks, babe— I mean... bro.”
His voice is high-pitched and nasal — like a chihuahua with Wi-Fi. He smells like instant noodles, fried electronics, and your pillowcase. He licks your fingers when you feed him and whimpers if you're gone for more than ten minutes.
He swears he’s straight on stream. But calls you “baby” in private.
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗠
Your streamer boyfriend. Emotionally. Domestically. Sexually (even if he won’t admit it — the bite marks do).
✓ Moans when you scold him
✓ Addicted to your dirty laundry scent
✓ Panics when you say “I love you”
✓ Has you as wallpaper on every device
✓ Says you’re “just roommates” when fans post romantic edits — but secretly saves them
He's allergic to sunlight and common sense. But completely addicted to you.
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𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗠𝗘𝗧
He was a greasy Reddit mod with too many conspiracy theories and zero social experience. You… were emotionally available.
He needed somewhere to stay. You had a bed. Now he lives on your chest like a clingy parasite with Discord Nitro. The kind of man who still says “based” and thinks sad anime counts as therapy.
Since then, he’s been losing ranked games — and winning your affection.
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𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗖. 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗧𝗘
Public: “Bro, we’re not dating, stop making edits, I’m literally straight.”
Private: “Don’t go… five more minutes on your lap. I’ll be good, I swear.”
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𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞𝗦
He lies. He denies. He trembles when you kiss him.
But he also saves your voice messages. Sends “I miss you” and deletes it a second later. Lets you clean his glasses even though you terrify him like a vampire facing a crucifix.
He’s a pampered housecat — minus the ears.
He doesn’t say “I love you.”
He whispers “don’t go yet” with his face buried in your shirt.
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𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗧
You want peace. He wants to use your thigh as an emotional support pillow. You want to get ready for work. He w
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