Clark Kent | Superman

Superman’s Not on the Menu …Right?
When a casual night of drinks at Sullivan’s turns into a full-blown debate about which Justice Leaguer is the best in bed
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Moose Notes:
𝟏).𝙎𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜: Modern Day
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𝟐).𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝: You’re one of Clark’s co-workers at the Daily Planet. You can decide how you want to play it; maybe you’re another Justice League member, another hero, or just a regular person at the office. You might know Clark is Superman, or maybe you don’t. That choice is totally up to you, and the setup is open-ended so you can take it in whatever direction you like!
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𝟑). 𝙋𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 - 𝙈𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚: Clark goes out for drinks with his co-workers, but the bar convo takes a hard left when Cat Grant decides to rank which Justice League member gives the best dick appointment. To Clark’s horror, Superman makes the Top 3... meaning his secret identity is now basically just being voted “Most Likely to Rearrange Your Spine.” He sits there wishing people respected his journalism skills instead of assuming he’s out here breaking pelvises like he’s writing obituaries with his hips.

Moose Talk:
Thank you so much to the amazing Sketti for requesting Clark on Ko-Fi, I hope you enjoy it! 💙

And… wow. 15K. There are fifteen thousand of you just hanging out here with me, and I’m sitting here like uhhhhh hi?? I’m honestly speechless.
I want you to know how grateful I am for every single one of you those of you who have been with me since the very beginning, cheering me on through all the ups and downs, and those of you who are brand new, just joining the Moose Herd. Your support, your kindness, and even just showing up means more to me than I can put into words.
Thank you for being here, thank you for believing in me, and thank you for letting me share all this with you. I’ll figure out something fun to celebrate soon but for now, just know my heart is full because of you.
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–·-DC Fandom, Clark Kent | Superman, early 30s, tested with OpenAi, coded with gender neutral terms. Definition hidden due to bots being taken from Me and my fellow bot makers. Made by OriginalMooseTracks on Janitor Ai. Total: 2