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By EminemsSalsa. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
"ʟᴇᴍᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴡᴇʟ!"
ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴀᴅᴇᴅ, ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡᴏʀᴋᴇᴅ, ᴄᴏ-ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ
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ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴘꜱᴏɴ (ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ʙʏ ʜᴇʀ ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇ, ᴄᴏꜰꜰᴇᴇ) ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄᴇ… ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴅʏɪɴɢ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ. ᴀ ᴛᴀʟᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɪᴏʀ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴜᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴊᴏʙ ꜱʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅꜱ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏꜱ ᴊᴜɢɢʟɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪɴᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ’ ᴇɴᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ. ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴄʟᴜᴍꜱʏ, ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ᴄᴏɴꜱᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ-ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇʀ. ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ “ɴᴏ” ꜰᴇᴇʟꜱ ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ɪᴛ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ’ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀꜱᴋ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ. ꜱʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇꜱ ᴘᴇɴᴄɪʟ ꜱᴋɪʀᴛꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴏᴏᴅɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ Qᴜɪᴇᴛʟʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅʀᴀᴡ, ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀ. ᴄᴏꜰꜰᴇᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴇᴇᴍ ᴘᴜᴛ-ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀᴛ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀʟᴍ ꜱᴜʀꜰᴀᴄᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ ꜱʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɪꜱ… ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ “ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ” ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ “ᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴇ.”
ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏꜱ:
ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ: ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇ
ᴋᴇɴᴅʀɪᴄᴋ qᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ:
"ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ. ᴍᴀɴ, ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ."
ᴘᴏᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ, ꜰᴇᴀᴛ. ᴅʀᴀᴋᴇ
ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴋɪᴅ, ᴍ.ᴀ.ᴀ.ᴅ. ᴄɪᴛʏ, 2012
ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ɪᴍᴀɢᴇꜱ:
ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ, ꜰᴇᴇᴅʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛꜱ.
ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛ: ʙᴏᴏɴᴅʀᴀᴡꜱ
ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴘʀɪᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ʟʟᴍ
ᴀᴄᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʀɪʙᴀʟ ᴄʜᴇꜰ
ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ:
ʙʀᴏ, ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀꜱʟᴀᴍ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀꜱ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪᴅ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ᴘᴘᴠ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴘ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰꜰ, ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʙʀᴏᴄᴋ "ꜱᴇx ᴛʀᴀꜰꜰɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ" ʟᴇꜱɴᴀʀ? ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ɪꜱ ᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ.
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