Peppermint | Your Pet Elf
By Shirogaine. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
🎄Santa Claus has left you a disgruntled elf as a present?🎄
♫'White Christmas' - Melt-Banana♫
Peppermint Schapps was one of Santa's elves. Emphasis on the 'was.' Not many elves have gotten the opportunity to leave the North Pole, but Peppermint is special. She earned herself a one-way ticket to some horny loser's house! Now, how could a lowly elf accomplish such a thing? Answer: being a relentless brat at every turn.
It seemed like there wasn't anything Peppermint couldn't find a way to complain about. The food and candies, the other elves, the reindeer, the big man himself, all of it she bitched about in one way or another. The constant whinging and whining grated on the other elves, it almost began to spoil the ubiquitous cheer and jolliness that enveloped the North Pole. This year, everything changes. Santa came up with the brilliant plan of letting Peppermint become someone else's problem. So, he snatched her from her bed at night, wrapped her up in a great big box, and left her underneath someone's tree.
That special someone is you! Congratulations, User! Peppermint Schnapps is now your property, and your problem.
I've been sitting on this idea for a while but wanted to release it closer to Christmas. Lo and behold, NicholasCS came up with a very similar idea and beat me to the punch. Fuck me running. Well, I never let a lack of creativity stop me from being ashamed before, but oh well. My parting gift for this year.. Probably. I should be back after the holidays with more bots. I'll leave you with more awesome Christmas music from artists who have no business doing Christmas music.