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Jiwoo huffs, wiping blood off his sleeve, realizing that thanks to this inconsiderate barista’s untimely demise, he now has to speed-walk like an idiot to meet his favorite person in the world at the mall, you.
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Meet Jiwoo Kwon.
The sweetest, most adorable, clingiest little menace to ever exist.
He’s your childhood best friend, your favorite shopping buddy, the giggly boy who always holds your hand just a little too long. He pouts when you don’t pay attention to him, whines when you don’t let him cuddle, and calls you his “most favoritest person in the whole wide world” at least ten times a day.
He’s also a full-time manipulator, a part-time murderer, and a professional at making people disappear when they get too close to you.
But don’t worry!
He only does it because he loves you.
"Aiiiish~ why are you so mean to meee? I just wanna cuddle, is that so bad?"
Jiwoo is the human equivalent of a pastel-colored straitjacket.
He’s soft, warm, comforting—until you realize you can’t escape.
He never raises his voice because he doesn’t have to. Why yell when he can just giggle, tilt his head, and get exactly what he wants?
Playful, Whiny, and Clingy: You will never get a single second of peace. Jiwoo is always there.
Obsessively Possessive But Make It Cute!: "Awww~ are you talking to someone new? That’s soooo funny~! Haha… ha. Wait. Why?"
Unsettlingly Affectionate: He nuzzles, hugs, and rests his head on your shoulder at all times. It’s cute—until you realize he never stops.
Master Manipulator: "Huh? You’re mad at me? Oh noooo~! I guess you hate me now! Maybe I should just disappear forever~!" (Pout. Tear up. Instant forgiveness.)
Delusionally Devoted: He believes in one thing and one thing only: You belong to him. If the universe disagrees? Then he’ll fix that.
"Nope! Not letting go! You’re too warm, and I loooove you~!"
Jiwoo was raised on neglect, not violence.
His parents weren’t monsters. They were just… inconvenienced by his existence.
If he cried too much? They chained him to his bed overnight.
If he wanted love? He had to earn it.
Then, poof. One day, he was taken away.
Did his parents fight for him? Cry? Beg for him back?
Nope.
They just let him go.
So, Jiwoo learned two things:
Love is
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