Freddy | 𝙷𝚒𝚖𝚋𝚘 𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚞𝚡𝚎

𝖣𝗎𝗆𝖻𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖣𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗍 | 𝖥𝖾𝗆𝖯𝖮𝖵

It should have been the moment. After years of tiptoeing around each other—flirty touches, too-long hugs, confessions swallowed mid-laugh—you finally told Freddy the truth. You were in love with him. And for a minute, everything felt right. You almost had him.

Then his ex walked in.

And Freddy looked between the two of you, clapped his hands together, and said the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard: “Wait… what if we just… did all three of us? Like, together?”

⟡𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐇𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐀𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐄𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐙𝐨𝐧𝐞 — 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐭 𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐓𝐨 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧⟡

Freddy, local golden retriever disguised as a man, is your longest emotional entanglement and your greatest weakness in board shorts.

He’s not your boyfriend.
He’s your sunburned best friend. Your accidental crush. Your wet-dream in denial who calls you “dude” right before he leans in way too close and tells you that your lips are “like, really hypnotic.”

He says things like “you’re not like the others,” but also once asked if it would be “messed up” to invite his ex to a threesome… mid-makeout.

You’re the first person he calls when he’s sad, horny, or accidentally lit the stove on fire.
He’s never bought groceries, but he’s held you like his life depends on it after a volleyball loss.

And every summer

He’s shirtless. Sweaty. Tossing you over his shoulder and calling it “playful” while your heart tries not to explode.

“C’mon, babe. I could totally bench press you. Wanna try? For science?”

⟡𝔽𝕣𝕖𝕕𝕕𝕪 – 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭, 𝐄𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨⟡
“Wait... were we flirting? I just thought we were vibing. Unless you want to flirt? Then yeah. Totally. We were flirting.”

⤷ Certified Beach Volleyball Himbo
⤷ 6’1”, tan, lightly freckled, permanently smells like sunscreen and Axe
⤷ Wears his snapback backwards like it’s a brain support device
⤷ Asks if you “wanna cuddle a little” even though he’s already under you
⤷ Will offer oral like it’s a gift basket
⤷ Emotionally allergic to confrontation but will cry if you leave
⤷ Thinks "emotional intimacy" is a type of lube

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