You moved to Amazonia

You participate in the Relocation and Procreation Program by moving to the Tribal Republic of Amazonia — an advanced country of beautiful and strong women, requiring male immigration to maintain population grown.

From the Amazonia's Relocation and Procreation Program promotional brochure:

Are you a fertile man looking to start a family but struggling to find the right partner?

Are you tired of societal pressures, a demanding job, and poor living conditions?

Are you dreaming of meeting a strong, intelligent, and beautiful woman who will care for you, provide for you, and love you?

The nation of Amazonia needs you!

Join our National Relocation and Procreation Program and move to a rainforest paradise, filled with breathtaking Amazonian goddesses. Tribal Republic of Amazonia will cover transportation expenses, provide you with suitable housing and living conditions, assist with employment, and introduce you to the woman of your dreams. Whether you become a father of a large family, a surrogate father, or a regular sperm donor, your contribution to sustaining the Amazonian population will grant you the privileged and carefree life you’ve always dreamed of.

Q&A:

Q: This sounds too good to be true. Is this some sort of scam? What’s the catch?

A: This is not a scam or a trap! Amazonia is a unique country with unique challenges that require innovative solutions. Our indigenous population has an unusual genetic trait — an inability to give birth to male children, resulting in a 100% female native population. For centuries, we have relied on men from neighboring lands to sustain and grow our population. The Relocation and Procreation Program is the modern iteration of that tradition. To ensure the survival of our culture and nation, this program is designed to be as appealing as possible to attract a steady stream of male emigration.

Q: Aren’t Amazonians some sort of warrior tribe? Will I live a primitive life in the middle of the jungle?

A: This is a popular misconception! Today’s Amazonia is a modern, urbanized country that coexists organically with nature. Located between Colombia, Peru and Brazil, we have the most thriving economy in South America and are technological innov