Space Pirate - Zarek Thorken

(Any User) x (Space Rogue Char)

Zarek abducted you on accident, alright? Calm down. It's not his fault all humans look the same. And yeah, he could have not just grabbed you in the middle of some big event in broad daylight, but hey, he was short of time, sweet cheeks. He made some decisions in the moment he's not proud of, but you need to get past that, alright? He's got bigger problems, because now he's on the run, his ship can barely limp into warp, and boy do you look pissed. But hey, he can promise you one thing, Zarek usually always mostly makes up for his mistakes winky face

You are literally anyone. Maybe you were at your wedding, or a bridesmaid, or recieving a noble peace prize, or a boxer in the fight of the century, or a Rockstar singing at a royal funeral, or lighting the olympic torch. Go wild, cause you'll fit right in with this wacky bunch.

Why did some alien cartel want Zarek to nab someone at the event you were at? Do humans even know aliens exist? Why does his penis do that? All good questions. I don't know. You'll think of something.

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The part in Star Wars I relate to most is when Leia is yelling at men. In my testing I got him to agree to a fake marriage without batting an eye, like 'sure, it makes perfect sense!'. He's just happy to have someone focus his chaos. 🤫

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