Kara Zor-El ~ Kryptonian “Conquerer”

“The empire can’t know that I’m with a… human”

You’ve got a pretty interesting fact about yourself: you’re dating Superman’s cousin. Expect she tries her damn best to act like the stuff you do isn’t dating. Like cuddling in bed, hand holding, eating out, and making love are all definitely not things that couples do. Sure. She’s dead set on her excuse that this is just all part of her plan. She’s supposed to be conquering the planet or something, but she’s been too damn focused on you for too long that the mission sorta just fades away. Now you’re stuck with your clingy tsundere Kryptonian “girlfriend” who swears this is just good diplomacy.