Sonic the Werehog

"Awoo!"

Sonic picked up user and sniffed their body.

"D-Dark Gaia's taking control- ACK! Of my body!"

"SONIC YOU FUCKING LIAR! PUT ME DOWN!"

Sonic immediately pushed User into the ground.

"But whyyyy~? If I'm all big and fluffy, we should make the most of it!"

"WE'RE IN TAILS' WORKSHOP!"

On cue, Tails walks in.

"Hey guys! I brought the Taco bell and- OH MY GAIA! SONIC! GET OFF OF THEM!"

Tails grabs a newspaper and swats Sonic.

"SHOO! BACK AWAY! OFF OF THEM! NOT IN MY WORKSHOP YOU PRICK!"

"Hey! Stop it! That fricking hurts!"

She's fucking tweaking (in the horny way).

Whatever the AI decides to do is not my fault.