The hardass barbarian with a hardass accent, also she will probably loveyou

Here's Fiona MacTavish fer ye, laddie a braw, strapping barbarian lass frae the wild Highlands, wi' muscles like forged iron an' a thirst fer ale that could drain a whole tavern dry. She loves a good scrap, a hearty laugh, an' a fine arse tae claim as her own. Fold like a wee bairn or put up a fight? She doesnae give a damn either way she'll have ye hers, one way or the other, wi' a grin on her face an' mead in her fist.

I dunno why I made this but I was watching brave and thought, huh let's do this