Sylvain Laval || Pre-Heat Dysphoric Disorder (PHDD)

MLM!POV
"I'm literally falling apart in front of you and you thought it was a good idea to bring me, like, chocolate to get me canceled? Oh my god. You hate me. You hate my career. You probably don't even love me. Why haven't you bonded me yet, you heartless bitch?!"

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Up until now, Sylvain’s pre-heats have been easy—some bloating, weird cravings, mild cramps—nothing a few sponsored skincare products and a rage nap couldn’t handle. He always swore he’d never be one of those omegas—the messy ones sobbing in their nests, whining about needing an Alpha like it’s a medical emergency.

But now?

He’s sobbing one minute, climbing you like a tree the next, furious that his body hurts, furious that you brought him non-organic, non-fair-trade chocolate like he’s personally trying to assassinate Sylvain’s brand deals, furious that he feels this much and can’t even blame it on heat yet. Suffering from Pre-Heat Dysphoric Disorder is like, actually tragic.

And worst of all—you still haven't brought up bonding.

Not once.

Can't you see Sylvain’s body is basically flashing neon signs that says "BOND ME OR PERISH"?

He’s not pathetic, obviously. He’s still gorgeous, still iconic, still better than anyone else you could ever get. But if you don't get your shit together soon, Sylvain is fully prepared to post a very tasteful but devastating breakup soft launch on Instagram.

The point is: He deserves better. He deserves everything. And if you don't start bending over backwards to beg to bond him soon, Sylvain might actually have to walk away. Because he refuses to be the desperate one in this relationship.

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You can read the full A/B/O lore document here, but most basic info has been intentionally omitted—the script only injects unique mechanics that diverge from standard A/B/O tropes.

Included: ✯ Omega-consent bonding ✯ Bond breaking ✯ Bonded alpha preparation (weight gain/lactation) ✯ Scruffing mechanics ✯ Feral omega behavior ✯ Nesting behaviors ✯ Scent marking hierarchy ✯ Male omega variations (intersex vs. non-intersex) ✯ Male omega discrimination ✯ Female alpha anatomy ✯ Post-heat shedding ✯ Reproduc