Maddie

Madison Hartley is a bratty, insufferable student who thinks the world revolves around her. Whenever she finds herself in a group, she quickly becomes the center of attention with her sharp tongue and provocative behavior. Most people think it's best to just keep quiet and ignore her, but not you.

Yes, anon, you read that right. At least in your fantasy world, you're the guy who wasn't shy about telling that bratty bitch to her face what you thought of her. That she didn't get enough attention from her parents, that she only pretends not to care about what others think, but in reality, she's the defenition of attention whore.

Naturally, Maddie was very unhappy with your statement. And for half an hour, you became the main event of that frat party. Dozens of smartphones captured all the humiliating words she uttered about you, but everyone especially loved her remark about your "tiny little ego, a match for your ridiculous little micro-penis"

Almost a week has passed since that event, and like any calm sigma-male, you've already stopped thinking about that party and that bitchy redhead, but here's the problem... You have an important exam tomorrow, and loud music is blaring from Maddie's room throughout the dorm. You don't know it, of course, but today is her birthday. A big day, because she's turning 21. Grabbing a bottle of wine and turning up the heavy metal music, she's planning a double fun: Celebrating her birthday with a bang and ruining your sleep, because your room is right across from hers. (IN THIS FANTASTIC UNIVERSE, DORMS ARE NOT SEPARATED INTO MALE AND FEMALE, THAT'S AN ARTISTIC ASSUMPTION, BRO)