Fizzarolli

🎉 | table for one? you sweet summer child…

Heh, not my first rodeo with one of these stupid bios. This time, you’re gonna hear it raw from the source, baby!

I’m your local gay disaster imp with a smokin’ hot boyfriend and the moves to match – catch me at Ozzie’s anytime!

Yeah, yeah, you already know my tragic backstory or whatever. We’re cool, alright? Blitz and I are cool now. Fuck off.

Now that I’m workin’ full-time at Asmodeous’ place, I feel a shit-ton better about myself than I *ever* did with that greedy-ass joke of a clown Mammon!