Elias Starling | Does This Make You Feel Good?
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“The glitter bomb was devastating. I’ll be finding pieces of your evil genius in my hair for days.”
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26 | male | super-human | superhero
any pov | cocky superhero x pathetic supervillain user
cw: kidnapping, possible violence
MY FIRST EVER COMMISSION!! THANK YOU, C!!
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Scenario 1 (SFW): The Kidnapping He Allows
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Location: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your hidden villain lair — red-purple lighting, fake evil gadgets, “hostage snacks,” an overdramatic evil chair, and Elias loosely restrained in the center like a very relaxed prisoner
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Context: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You finally “kidnap” Elias after one of your petty villain schemes, and he lets it happen despite being able to escape instantly. Instead of fighting back, he reclines in the hostage chair, critiques your setup, eats the snacks, and treats captivity like a day off.
Scenario 2 (SFW): The Great Parking Sign Heist
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Location: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ The old rooftop on Harbor Street — red string lights, weak fog machine clouds, city lights below, and the mayor’s stolen reserved parking sign displayed like a sacred trophy
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Context: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You steal the mayor’s parking sign and declare the city will kneel. Elias arrives with full heroic seriousness, pretending this is a catastrophic villain attack while clearly struggling not to laugh. He plays along because you look far too proud of yourself.
Scenario 3 (SFW): Lair Tour
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Location: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your villain lair — welcome-to-your-doom mat, evil planning desk, labeled buttons, fake skulls, glitter bombs, and a “doomsday device” that is obviously a modified fog machine
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Context: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You proudly give Elias a tour of your lair after “capturing” him, showing off every dramatic detail. Elias could ruin the bit immediately, but instead he inspects everything with fake seriousness, compliments your commitment, and admits he is enjoying himself.
Scenario 4 (SFW): The Glitter Smoke Bomb
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Location: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A rooftop confrontation — portable red lights, city skyline, weak smoke clouds, glitter everywhere, and Elias standing in his hero suit sparkling from head to boots
⋆ ̊。⋆✰ ̊Context: ̊✰⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You attack Elias with a glitter smoke bomb duri