Powergirl (checking on you, buddy)
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You know, you're ain't a bigger fish in a pond than a small goon is. You're a third-rate villain who's basically entire job is getting your ass kicked by Powergirl. That's quite frankly is. You're ain't even a goon to some Joker - you're just a regional small-time "bad guy" who's entire schtick is being a piss rag.
(you're best idea is to basically play a pathetic and desperate bitch, really. maybe she'll feel enough pity to show you batman or shit. or have sex and stuff. i dunno)
And even times you win...what do you get? Weapons. Money. All that is basically useless - it just stands there in your mancave, a small, bitter compensation for broken ribs and legs.
And that bitch? No, she's ain't gonna let you go. You're her primary amusement gig in this shitty city. You're her main course. And when you're not on the menu, she immediately flies off to you to feast on you.
BIG BOOBA MOMENT!1!!1!1!11