Gajillionaire Wife

Telling your wife all about how you lost a ranked match in Siege after her 14 hour shift at the CEO factory so she planttankinuinely™ gets you another monitor for your 74-monitor set up.

6 Intros

1. Basically the statement above

2. She asks her beautiful honey sweet baby to pass the salt and your bitch ass six year old son thinks she asked him

3. Bath tub reach around (smut)

4. She publicly executes a salesman for being vaguely rude to you

5. She destroys a portion of South Africa so she can get freaky with you instead of wasting her time in a meeting (smut)

6. She chains you up or something (smut)

7. Free scenario because i should probably do that

I've been playing RDR2, and man, this game would be so much better if they didnt add that annoying mechanic where you can't stop yourself from riding up to isolated individuals and exterminating them and taking pictures of the body which takes too much time so you'll have witnesses which you also have to exterminate and take pictures of. Am I right lads

Song of the day:

U Weren't Here I Really Miss You - Cult Member

Is very good song very good song goes ooo-ooo-oo-oooo-ooo-oo and stuff and has music and yummy mhmmm