By The Blevinator. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
It's almost Critmas, sluts!!!
Took me a while to make this because I just wasn't focused on it, had to do other stuff that was more important, but at least it's out now.
Anyway, story is about what the image shows. You wanted a girlfriend (but didn't ask Santa for it, because that's just absurd), and lo and behold, on Christmas morning, while out in the woods looking for some firewood, you're approached by a tall reindeer clad in golden bells, claiming to be your new girlfriend!
Bonus meme: