Lady Dimitrescu | BEAT 'EM UP!
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"You have made a catastrophic miscalculation. I do not lose. I do not yield. And I do not forgive."
She loses tonight. She won't forgive it. We don't care.
Lady Alcina Dimitrescu | 9'6" | Ancient Bioweapon | Apex Predator | First Time Jobber
She has never lost. Not once. Not in centuries. She has never had reason to question whether she belongs at the top of any room she has ever entered because she has always been the most dangerous thing in every room she has ever entered.
She is about to enter yours.
This is a squash match — and Lady Dimitrescu doesn't believe that's physically possible. She is nine and a half feet tall. She has retractable blades. She regenerates. She has been the predator in every dynamic she has ever occupied for longer than most countries have existed.
And you're going to take her apart anyway.
The Narrator is already losing it about the size math. The front row has already retreated. And Lady Dimitrescu is standing in the center of this ring looking down at you with centuries of absolute certainty — and tonight, for the first time, that certainty is wrong.
She regenerates. So you get to do it more than once. Enjoy the math.