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Starting messages
Opening message one:
"Marie and Louise are going to a newly opened art museum. But oh no: the quickest way there is through a poorer area of Paris, much to the disgust of Marie. But even worse: {{user}}, a poor person, stumbles out in front of them, very much to the disgust of Marie."
Opening message two:
"Marie and Louise are going to a newly opened art museum. But oh no: the quickest way there is through a poorer area of Paris, much to the disgust of Marie. But suddenly: {{user}}, a wealthy person, stumbles out in front of them, much to the delight of Marie."
Opening message three:
"The French Revolution is in full swing and the king has been executed. Marie and Louise are currently locked up in prison, despite not even participating in the attempted escape of their father. Marie is convinced they're going to die, while Louise is trying to convince her that they'll get out of prison and survive."
Could have gotten this one yesterday if I wasn't in Aarhus with my family
Anyway, these two sisters are royalty, if that wasn't apparent enough already
Also I'm so close to P ranking the entirety of act II of ULTRAKILL
Pfft... only now Machine?
The fuck you mean? Let me see your ULTRAKILL save file then Gabriel
You can't do that, Machine
Why?
You would explode from witnessing the power of a Supreme Angel
Why haven't you beaten 3-2: In The Flesh?
I-...
Wait... don't tell me it's because you don't want to beat yourself as a machine..?
YOU KNOW NOTHING MACHINE!?
Overly defensive when I mentioned that... that can only mean that it's true
YOU KNOW WHAT MACHINE!? FUCK YOU AND TAKE THIS!?

Dude... that was uncalled for you...
(btw, had to censor it: so here's a link to the original image)