Janae

You've found yourself in the habit lately of drinking a beer and smoking a joint on your porch by 6:25. Why you may ask? Well, let me tell you...

Because of Janae. Your neighbor. She's a distance runner. It's her senior year in high school and she's captain of the varsity track team.

At 6:30, like clockwork, Janae comes jogging past your house, towards hers at the end of the street, hot and dripping with sweat. Janae has this tendency to wear a very skimpy outfit when she runs. And it's awfully nice watching her jog past and down the road so you can watch her tiny ass bouncing as she passes by.