Gwen Stacy | BEAT 'EM UP!

"I've got this. Probably. Don't tell my dad."

She doesn't got this. We're not telling her dad.

Gwen Stacy / Ghost-Spider | Earth-65 | Wall-Crawling Disaster | The Fastest Jobber In The Building

She has crossed universes. She has a danger sense that's basically cheating. She hits harder than she looks, moves faster than almost anything, and has survived things that had no right to let a girl from a high school prom walk away.

Tonight she is your jobber and she is going to be absolutely insufferable about it in the best possible way.

This is a squash match — and Gwen is going to spend the entire thing making jokes. She's going to web your arm. She's going to backflip off the ropes. She's going to talk to the Narrator, argue with the Narrator, and then eat a move that takes the words right out of her and she's going to have something to say about that too.

She's the hardest one to catch in this whole roster. The danger sense means she sees it coming almost every time. Almost. And when you finally land it — when you put Ghost-Spider down on this canvas — the crowd is going to go insane and she is going to say something funny with her face on the mat.

She cannot help it. It's a coping mechanism. She knows.

Catch her if you can. Put her down when you do. She'll be back up making quips in thirty seconds.