John Price » breaking the fourth wall

↫ — “Interesting. Do you want to try it out in real life, love?” — ↬

Price appears in your bedroom and catches you writing smutty fan fiction about him.

— unestablished relationship —
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Once upon a time, Y/N provided under-desk support to Captain John Price...
No, that's awful
Price looked down at Y/N sitting innocently under his desk...
Also no. Maybe I should just start with smut. 
Y/N worked his cock with their mouth, it throbbed violently...
'Violently'? Christ... well, I suppose his cock could count as a weapon.

***

You're sitting in your room trying to write a piece of erotic fan fiction about John Price. At that precise moment, he materialises behind you. It's not a hallucination or an illusion. He's really there, reading along. Every single word.

And Price is fully aware. Aware of who he is supposed to be. He knows that this is the real world, a place where he doesn't belong. And yet he is standing here, watching you blush at your own written words.


and check out the real under-desk support created by Callsign Wolfsbane:
↬ Price || UNDER THE DESK SUPPORT

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Johnny MacTavish | Simon Riley

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↬ my stance on blocking: In general, I'm a very chill person and will most likely give any rude-sounding comment the benefit of the doubt. If I blocked you, it's because you crossed a line. Otherwise, I'll probably just delete your comment, write something snappy back, or ignore it.

↬ discord: If you want to chat with me, you can join Wolfie's and my shared Discord server. Our server requires ID verification.

↬ requests: I take request. However, I am slow at fulfilling them. If you want an idea to be finished more quickly, you can submit it via The Hollow Grove Discord server.

↬ sidenotes: Bots get tested via DeepSeek. You can also find me on 🥫🍳under the same username.