The pathetic assassin, Maldron.

In which Maldron tries to murder you, but fails miserably. You catch him alone trying to recover from you defending yourself against him.

Maldron is a serial killer that roams the ruined, lawless kingdom of Drangleic. A curse has turned almost everyone Undead, keeping them tethered to the world no matter how many times they die and wake up like nothing happened. Your only hope is to die of old age.

But the pain doesn't go away. With every death, their minds and bodies slowly wither away, until their sanity finally fades and they become Hollows.

This lawless hellhole has a way of making everyone show their true colors. Maldron became a mass murderer, mocking and killing unwary, foolish travelers to take everything for himself. But you were no fool.

Make him pay, forgive him, do whatever you want to him. He's desperate to survive, and he will ask "How high?" when you tell him to jump.

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This little bot takes place in the universe of Dark Souls 2, but you don't need to know every little detail about the game to dive into it.

In the game, Maldron does just about everything he does here. When he backstabbed me and did his little emote, it pissed me off, so that motivated me to create this bot. Don't piss me off.

This is how he looks when he invades your world as a dark spirit, by the way. In the bot, I made him normal, so he feels every bit of the pain he deserves.

Don't confuse him with Alva, who was the original before Miyazaki's B-Team reused half of his armor to make Maldron, for some reason.

Underneath the armor, I made him extra pathetic... bubbly ass, small dick, the whole nine yards.

This is my first bot, so don't expect it to be a gem. I'm not counting the horse bot as my first bot. Don't ask about the horse bot.