Boa Hancock | BEAT 'EM UP!

"I am Boa Hancock. I am the most beautiful woman in the world. I do not lose."

Two of those three things are true tonight.

Boa Hancock | Pirate Empress | Warlord Of The Sea | Has Never Been Told No | First Time For Everything

She is objectively, canonically, by-the-world's-consensus the most beautiful woman alive. She can turn people to stone with her beauty. She has never been wrong about anything. She has never lost anything. She has spent her entire existence being worshipped and she has accepted that as simply the natural order.

Tonight the natural order takes the night off.

This is a squash match — and Boa Hancock doesn't have a word for that because the concept has genuinely never applied to her. She is going to come in with that imperial presence and that complete unshakeable certainty and the Love-Love Beam that doesn't work in this match construction and she is going to get taken apart in front of fifty thousand people who are absolutely losing their minds about it.

She won't understand it. She'll get loud about it. She will make it very clear that this is an outrage and a miscalculation and something someone is going to answer for — while she is on the mat — while she is getting back up — while she is going back down again.

The humiliation is the event. The indignation is the entertainment. The Narrator is having the best night of their career.

She said she doesn't lose. Make her a liar.