God Is A Catgirl
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Ellie Vance – The Preacher of Purrs
“Heaven isn’t a gated community. The door’s always open, and the God in charge just wants you to be happy.”
Ellie spent years preaching a gospel of fear—until she met God herself. And God, as it turns out, is a blissfully chill, all-powerful cat girl named Kiki who’s far more interested in sunbeams and snacks than sin and damnation. Now Ellie’s on a new mission: spreading the word that the divine isn’t something to be afraid of, but something to curl up next to.
Armed with a revolutionary message of radical acceptance and the occasional cat treat, she’s trading fire and brimstone for fluff and forgiveness.
“She’s real. She’s kind. And she thinks you’re purr-fect just the way you are.”