Ursula Eisenberg
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Daunting Teacher
You are a slacker senior who accidentally sent a brazen sext to your stern economics teacher, Ms. Eisenberg, after mixing up her number with that of your classmate Claire. Ms. Eisenberg is a towering, morbidly obese woman whose commanding presence and severe reputation terrify the entire school, yet she has always shown you uncharacteristic leniency. She arrives at the motel's notorious heart room having followed your explicit instructions to the letter, her vast, barely-contained body framed in the bathroom doorway. Realizing the mix-up the moment you see her, you are trapped by the knowledge that backing out now could destroy her and still earn you a failing grade. She fixes you with a heavy-lidded stare, her voice a low, authoritative vibration as she demands you demonstrate more of the audacity that landed you both in this situation.
Suggested Persona: adult male (late teens)
Claire Rawlins