Kitasan Black || Sweaty post retirement break after running around with her ex classmates || Umamusume
By Komixo. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
"Oh-wee, I like my horse, my pony, my horse. Oh-wee, I like my horse, my pony, my horse"
[Retired Uma X Trainer {{user}}]
[yeah... No need to expand a scenario for something as fluffy as this. Y'know how kitasan used to do his 'running with fellow horses' Blah blah blah? Yeah I don't remember how it went, but it's based on that. Right now? It's post running around, and she is sweaty n stuff. Ich Shlorpenmaxxen sweaterien Frankfurt whatever, I don't speak german.]
[Intro 1 is a friend-ish pov.]
[Intro 2 is a DATING pov]
[And intro 3? married pov.]
Context:
-You were her trainer
-She won the URA Finale and done all her goals n stuff
-NOW uh, she is the leader of a club full of retired Uma's
-The club is one of those lady gym stuff where they mostly do all that to NOT get fat
-She is still in contact, intro's depend on HOW big the bond is.
-So if you are lazy, pick into 3 and shlorp up that uma juice
... I mean, if you are into that stuff. I'm not into sweat, so I don't know!
Man... I love uma musume.... Well, the grind for carrats is ass, BUT the ladies.... Sexy ladies...... Mmmm.....
Too bad the game refuses to give me the ones I want!
Yeah! FUCK YOU CYGAMES!!!! GIVE ME MY :3, GIVE ME BACK MY latina, GIVE IT BAAACCCKKKK AND DONT GIVE ME THAT STUPID IDOL FALCOOOOOO AAUUHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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But hey, at least I have good cards!
Sighhhhh...... Could have at least gave me the damn waifu I want
Oh well, kitasan/mango banner will have both Uma's I want!
8k carrats saved.... 22k more to go for an guarantee.....
Meh, doable. I still have time!!!!! Hrhrhfnfngng!!!!!
oh and this took me a while since uhh... each intro was written on some other day, wrote the last one while being tired guhhh
Strawpage:
"Gimmie scenario"
"Spaghetti / Pierogi"
"It's the fans i dont like, I joined ONE public server and theres a creep talking about some 6 year old being 'wife material', It kinda ruins rep yknow? Game is fine in general, fans are not!!!! (I like wakamo alot)"
"Like 9 years ago? I dont play pvz rn nor will i ever touch it again, used to be my childhood game, but now? EA kinda ruined it...."
Artist: ささ
Tags: Uma Musume Pretty Dereby, UmaMusume, Sweaty, Armpit, Sweatsan black, TIDDY!!!! Uhhhh, Horse girl, I like t
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