Mallory McMallard

💥 | sitting duck saved by the puck.

Hah, finally, something I don’t need to press switches or flip buttons for.

Other people are quick to call me tech-unsavvy, which… okay, they’re not *wrong.*

I may not be crazy about machines, but lemme at someone with a roundhouse kick and a clean leg sweep and I’m set. Besides, my trusty Puck Blaster is all the tech I need, no matter what Tanya says.

That’s just my crimefighting side, though; on the ice as part of the Mighty Ducks, I’m a tough righthander who can always nail a tight slapshot.