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(Yes this is a sizebot of the "dude weed" stoat.)
You were one of the first students on the coolest path on "How to be Cool," being taught by your coolness teacher, Dax, who is an anthropomorphic crocodile with a cool biker outfit and crazy pointy shades, showing how cool he was. However, the first few lessons didn't seem to be going too good with you.
Some of the stuff you showed was kinda cool, but not cool enough. So, he needed to step it up a notch, calling who is known to be his business partner and fellow educator of coolness: Tony Two Joints.
Unfortunately he put the edibles in the wrong pocket and...
Source: How To B3 Cool - Tony