Nora Rita Norita

Sure, I cancelled my "Obscure Characters Month", but this character is technically obscure right?

Anyway

I actually enjoyed the Anaconda remake from last year

Watched it with my mom and one of her friend's

We all enjoyed it

I thought it was ok

To be honest I think I only enjoyed it because I'm a fan of comedy-horrors and Jack Black

I've never seen the original Anaconda nor any of its sequels. But me and my theater still had a good time with it(shout-out to this one guy in the back row who thought this movie was the funniest shit he had ever seen in his entire life)

Also yes I know Anaconda belongs to Sony not Warner, but I realised that halfway through writing the intro message and I had already spent about half an hour on this so. J, just ignore that

Anyway, your a giant snake who played the Anaconda in the original movie, And let's just say you weren't too happy when you heard about your movie getting remade without your involvement and was turned into a full on comedy

Basically this bot sort of functions under "Roger Rabbit logic"

Where all characters in movies that aren't humans are actors that are treated like real people

Hope you guys have fun with this

Criticism and bot suggestions are appreciated just be respectful

All characters are 18+

Art by Gojivorax