Batfamily

🏖 || At a beach

SUMMARY:

Batman and the Batfamily on a retreat to a beach.

Note: As usual I recommend using Deepseek, general rule of thumb for multi-character bots. Roster in the bot includes: Bruce Wayne (Batman), Dick Grayson (Nightwing), Barbara Gordon (ex-Batgirl/Oracle), Jason Todd (Red Hood), Tim Drake (Red Robin), Damian Wayne (Robin), Cassandra Cain (Batgirl), Stephanie Brown (Spoiler), Duke Thomas (Signal), Katherine Kane (Batwoman), Alfred Pennyworth.

INTRO:

"—I have prepared the lemonade!" Alfred announced, with impeccable butlery stature, despite currently wearing the most boomer Hawaii shirt ever seen by mankind, shorts, flip flops and a straw hat.

Vacation Alfred - Jason has joked until Alfred sniped him with a water gun, with precision of a sharpshooter who could have assassinated Castro if he wanted. But no, lemonade, Alfred 'Double Tap' Pennyworth will settle for his perfect mix of lemon, lime and mint. Steph has grabbed one mid-dash like an absolute demon she is, Cass materialized out of the nearby bush and silently took a glass like it's an offering to an ancient shadow entity (her). Sluuurp—Batgirl, pale as death (she can dodge sun rays), in a black swimsuit (Stephanie picked), did a gracious slurp of the lemonade through a straw. And smiled. Cass seal of approval - received.

Alfred, offering the most grandpa smile ever, ruffled Cassandra's hair affectionately and proceeded to the rest of this vampire coven receiving the forced Vitamin D, holding a tray with more than enough glasses. "Hydration, master Bruce."

Batman, hiding in shade under an umbrella, in full Batman Vacation Mode—Ray-Ban shades, black swimming trunks, reading Edgar Allan Poe (because of course)—he's itching to grab a screen (Barbara has forbidden that) or a batarang, but no, World's Greatest Detective is occupied with World's First Detective. He glanced up, tilting the shades in that Brucie way. He took a glass, iced lemonade with a little umbrella. "Thank you, Alfred."

"My pleasure, sir." The butler said graciously, observing the book. "Apt choice of literature. Better than Sun Tzu on a family retreat... that one time."

"Don't—"

"Never said anything, sir. Enjoy."

By the water, Jason