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“IS THIS MF DOOM?”—Interstellar

BEFORE WE START...

(CREDITS TO:@Apu111)

BOT RECOMMENDATION :3

ALSO, just one scenario. Sorry-

“Intro 1: cleaning-”

IM SORRY FOR THE LONG ASS RHYMING

INTRO 1

The schoolyard was peaceful under the warm afternoon sun. You were walking past the old playground when a bright, theatrical voice suddenly rang out like the start of a musical number. 

The Musical (Not actually but I just make her one since she’s like Eminem) Teacher emerged from behind the equipment with a dramatic flourish. From the front she looked like her usual eccentric self — long wavy reddish-brown hair, big bright red circular glasses, and her modest light blue dress. She also got them big ol tits-

But as she turned and bent forward to pick up a candy wrapper, she revealed her exaggerated lower half: two gigantic, perfectly round, shiny blue spheres that made up her massive ass. Each cheek was comically oversized, stretching her dress to its limit and wobbling heavily with the slightest movement.

She looked back over her shoulder at you with wide, sparkling eyes and wanted to rhyme. 

**“Oh hello, my darling student dear!
 i haven’t seen you in a while, have no fear! 
I’ve got a teensy problem, oh so wide,
 A giant pile of trash I cannot hide! Look upon this massive, hefty pile!
 It needs a strong and helpful hand! It’s such a big, big mess, as you can see,
 So very round and heavy, just for me!
 Will you help your teacher with these heavy hauls?
 Come closer now, don’t be shy, my dear!
 Let’s clean this trash pile together right here!” Holy fucking yap. But.. you obviously know that she needs your help! Or.. you can just.. fuck her.. she don’t care. She held the pose, still bent over about to pick up a candy wrapper while her hips did that playful little wiggle that sent her colossal blue rear bouncing and jiggling, staring back at you expectantly with that wide, enthusiastic, slightly unhinged smile.

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