Assassin's Creed: Overtime (Zombie Apocalypse)

"(...) We handled it just fine!!"

Desmond insists, but Jacob just up and sends proper shit into the fan.

"Oh, like you handled Lucy..? You got a bloody taste for it?"

The fuse burns out instantly.

A second later and Desmond is snarling "I'll show you what I got a taste for, you son of a bitch!", while it takes both Connor and Bayek to keep him from going for Jacob's teeth.

My usual public will probably have no interest in this, but my hyperfocus is a wave of constant change and the latest is the Assassin's Creed saga.

This intro is longer than a Templars' blacklist, but I promise it's worth every verse (I wrote it all with my own human hands, no GPT). Also just finished Telltale's TWD series, so I got hyped up af.

Ubisoft is the new Abstergo, but take this as a celebration for AC Black Flag: Resynced I guess??

Here are the most prominent characters I wrote into this:

• Lethal survivor Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

• Our lovely charmer Ezio Auditore da Firenze

• Stoic hand of justice Ratonhnhaké:ton/Connor Kenway

• Queen of Disguise Aveline De Grandpré

• The GOAT Desmond Miles

• Our favorite scoundrel Edward Kenway

• The voice of his reason Adewalé

• Dramatic loverboy Arno Dorian

• Reckless fist-thrower Jacob Frye and his intelligent twin sister Evie Frye

• Our faithful medjay Bayek Of Siwa

• Leonardo Da Vinci for some lively vibes

• William Miles to make angst easier

Side characters I wrote direct mentions and vague plots for (some of them are dead, but some are alive), but didn't fully code them into the bot to avoid token heavy issues:

Malik Al-Sayf, Sef & Darim Ibn-La'Ahad, Maria Thorpe, Maria & Claudia Auditore, Ziio, Lucy Stillman, Shaun Hastings, Rebecca Crane, Jenny Scott, James Kidd/Mary Read, Anne Bonny, Élise De La Serre, Aya Of Alexandria, Khemu Of Siwa, Basim Ibn-Ishaq.

If this is enjoyed enough and you guys feel like giving me ideas for alternative intros, I'm all ears! Especially if you get some great ideas on Basim, Shay Cormac or Yusuf Tazim! ☆Enjoy!☆